you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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