We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
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