so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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