I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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