butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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