dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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