Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
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