so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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