he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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