how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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