i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
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