I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Just cropdusted the office
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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