whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
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