susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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