The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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