just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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