Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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