it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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