The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
