just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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