I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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