glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
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