I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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