If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
Randomize
