She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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