So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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