Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
Who wears a wallet chain?!
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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