Three words: puerto rican gang bang
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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