these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Randomize
