Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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