the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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