i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
just tell him i said nine months
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
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