I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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