Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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