I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
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