she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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