is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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