just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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