How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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