Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
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