no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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