Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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