I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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