What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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