There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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