In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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