This dress was meant to end up on your floor
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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