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Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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