sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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