My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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