on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
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