I hope mine doesn't look like that
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Are my feet made of real feet?
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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