everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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