we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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