real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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