What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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